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“To all the girls I’ve loved before..”

Posted in August 8th, 2009
Published in Relationship Gripes

“GOD doesn’t give you the people you want, HE gives you the people you NEED. To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you into the person you were meant to be”.

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“Baaargh..he’ll never be as good as his old man”…

It was in ‘97 and that was my pops…playa hatin’ on Enrique Iglesias.. We (my bro, pops and I) just finished watching his ”Hero” video, which I thought was VERY good, by the way…
Dad, like every old school playa of his time, was an avid listener to the old Julio Iglesias ballads (though he seemed not to care much for Iglesias the younger), I had wondered how many women he “befriended” while listening to “that misguided Latino”, as my brother used to call Julio Iglesias. (Indeed, my bro simply referred to ALL Latin singers…from Julio to Lisa Lisa, Gloria Estefan, Los Lobos, Jon Secada, Ricky Martin, Marc Anthony AND Enrique…as ”misguided Latinos”). Continue reading this post…

Before You Get That Blowjob From Me, Here Are A Few Pointers…

Posted in December 31st, 2008
Published in Sex Gripes

Girlfriend Potential Test

Posted in December 29th, 2008
Published in General Gripes
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Disappointed Vicious Shrew looking for an Emotionally Empty Loser

Posted in February 8th, 2008
Published in Relationship Gripes

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