Latest Gripes
“To all the girls I’ve loved before..”
“GOD doesn’t give you the people you want, HE gives you the people you NEED. To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you into the person you were meant to be”.
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“Baaargh..he’ll never be as good as his old man”…
It was in ‘97 and that was my pops…playa hatin’ on Enrique Iglesias.. We (my bro, pops and I) just finished watching his ”Hero” video, which I thought was VERY good, by the way…
Dad, like every old school playa of his time, was an avid listener to the old Julio Iglesias ballads (though he seemed not to care much for Iglesias the younger), I had wondered how many women he “befriended” while listening to “that misguided Latino”, as my brother used to call Julio Iglesias. (Indeed, my bro simply referred to ALL Latin singers…from Julio to Lisa Lisa, Gloria Estefan, Los Lobos, Jon Secada, Ricky Martin, Marc Anthony AND Enrique…as ”misguided Latinos”). Continue reading this post…
Before You Get That Blowjob From Me, Here Are A Few Pointers…
Wow. It’s been great making out with you, a real live boy, on this couch for 15 minutes. I can see that now, after the conversation we had and the beer you bought me after your friend introduced us at the party, you think it’s about time you enjoyed the fruits of your labor. About time you got a blow job from me.
Girlfriend Potential Test
Instructions: Please answer the questions below as directed in each section. You will be marked for grammar, spelling, cleverness, creativity and boob-size. Please keep in mind that while this is not an application for a job, your performance on this test will be a reflection of your ability to achieve certain positions once out in the real world. When the clock strikes the hour, you may begin. You have sixty minutes to complete the test.
Disappointed Vicious Shrew looking for an Emotionally Empty Loser
How happy I would be if I could find that perfect man who has given up on himself and life………the man who has nothing to give another human being because they have experienced so many disappointments that he is so beaten down…..sad…..and vulnerable to a woman like me.
Yes, I am the disappointed vicious shrew you are looking for. I know that you would never date a woman who was actually good for you, you would rather be with a woman who has my qualities.
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